U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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