wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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