It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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