I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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