Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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