whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
...so i touched it.
smell my finger.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
my poor anus
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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