It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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