I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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