: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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