I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
