He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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