A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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