Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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