Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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