I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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