yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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