You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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