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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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