Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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