Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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