I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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