i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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