what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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