Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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