part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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