He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no