Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT