Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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