Small penises have feelings too.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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