Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.