There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass