Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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Even my vagina gasped.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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