Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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