Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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