i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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