belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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