Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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