This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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