the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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