Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Sry I called you an 8
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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