I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
handjob tips. give me some.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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