so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Randomize
