id be glad to
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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