dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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