she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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