i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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