Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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