Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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