You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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