I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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