Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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