so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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