Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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