OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
it was like eating out sand paper
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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