Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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