cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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