I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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