I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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